Who T.P.'s a house on a Sunday night? Who would do this to a sweet mother of a beautiful 15 month old girl whose husband leaves the house at 6 am and was stuck cleaning it up alone? Have you ever tried cleaning wet toilet paper with a 15 month old? So, who is going to claim this late night mischief?
Not only did I get to clean up wet toilet paper but as I was finishing up and had a very nice pile of t.p.; I felt something wet splatter on me and noticed dripping on the concrete around me. It was a clear blue sky morning so I new it was not rain. I looked up above me and way up high two huge hawks were flying above me and yes-they were pooping! So now, I had pile of t.p., Bailey, and hawk poop on me. I swiftly threw the toilet paper away, took Bailey in the house, and handed her a bottle and went to get in the shower. However, Bailey was not happy about my hurried state and followed me into the bathroom fussing. So, she stood there with the shower curtain open, drinking her bottle, watching me shower off hawk poop.
Once clean, Bailey, Frani, and I took a relaxing walk and I laughed about my unique crazy morning.
And-who did this!!!
4 comments:
That is sooooo rude. I'm sorry. Hey, that's how I shower everyday :)
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I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
Ha, I can't belive you guys got TP'ed!! Sorry you got pooped on too. Glad you were able to laugh about it all...you've got a great attitude. Nat and I are looking forward to seeing you guys this weekend!
that is a terrible terrible story!
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